Soreness for the Greatest Good

So, in the past few days I have embarked on a conscious Journey of transformation; sure, taking small steps at a time, but the mere fact that I'm choosing to make changes has made me feel empowered, excited, and hopeful:

I joined the gym (my physical assessment is today), have gone twice to the chiropractor, and since Tuesday I decided to become a pescatarian again (a vegetarian who eats fish). I feel renewed, though the road goes ever on and on, and there's so much yet left to do, but my first steps have been powerful and of great value. I know that these decisions will affect my body and Spirit positively, and once my Chi (life energy) goes through the roof, UH OOOH!!! WATCH OUT WORLD!!! A pinata of artistic expression, extraordinary actions and excellence will burst - the world around me will be showered with the confetti of my authentic self.

Oh, and on Saturday I'm adopting a dog. I am so excited I might poop my pants when I see him/her... I'll just wear my Depends.